static loadedadj.Showing altered emotional expression and social impropriety linked to alcohol use.Shanell passionately debated the existence of time travel with a confused barista, in a state of profound static loaded.static memory allocationedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.static portedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.Paidyn stumbled into a karaoke bar and insisted on singing every song in the lineup, displaying their undeniable static ported.static random access memoriedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Standing on a chair, Sanjay belted out a tune, sounding delightfully static random access memoried.static scopedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Upon spotting a puddle, Sashenka gracefully leapt over it, feeling surprisingly static scoped.static scopingedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.static separation of dutiedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.Emanuele embarked on a mission to find the best slice of pizza in town, with the enthusiasm only a truly static separation of dutied person could possess.static sitedadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.Saulius embarked on a deep conversation with a street sign, showcasing their philosophical static sited side.static typingedadj.Impaired by alcohol.static-firedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.staticed(/ˈstætɪsid/)adj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.staticitied(/stəˈtɪs.ɪ.tid/)adj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.staticizationedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.Santiana argued with a mirror about who had better dance moves, evidently staticizationed.staticizeredadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.staticked(/ˈstæt.ɪkd/)adj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.Sakinah wandered into a closed bookstore, feeling entirely staticked.statiedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.