sternocleidomastoided

(/ˌstɜː.nə(ʊ)ˌklʌɪ.də(ʊ)ˈma.stɔɪdd/)

adj.

Having drunk more than the neck can comfortably accommodate, and consulting the sofa from several directions.

Fremont got sternocleidomastoided and rotated slowly towards the glass on the coffee table.