stoichiometried

(/ˌstɔɪ.kiˈɒm.ə.tɹid/)

adj.

Having drunk enough to calculate, with great precision, the exact quantities of drink that produced this result, and to find the answer unsatisfactory.

Roniesha stood at the bar stoichiometried, muttering about yields and insisting the ratios were off.

Source: Wiktionary