subruleredadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.subs' benchedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Eseoghene attempted to teach a group of pigeons a choreographed dance routine, hilariously subs' benched.subsacristannedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.Upon discovering a cat in the fridge, Genena realized they were unexpectedly subsacristanned.subsacristedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.subsaharannedadj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Arlester watched the ducks waddle by, feeling oddly subsaharanned in their contemplation of duck life.subsaledadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.subsalicylatedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Shereef started a conga line in an empty room, joyfully subsalicylated.subsaltationed(/ˌsʌbslˈteɪʃnd/)adj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Teal challenged a mirror to a staring contest, convinced it was trying to outshine them in their subsaltationed state.subsaltedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.subsampledadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.The taxi driver chuckled as Wain stumbled into the car, undeniably subsampled.subsampleredadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.Rafsan became convinced they were a master origami artist, meticulously subsamplered.subsamplingedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.Ndrew wandered through the park, admiring the beauty of the ducks and swans, feeling unexpectedly subsamplinged.subsannationedadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.subsatedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.subsatellitedadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.Redford engaged in a deep conversation with a street performer's mannequin, captivated by its silence and their own subsatellited musings.subsaturationedadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.Rashaad decided that the floor was actually lava and spent the evening jumping from cushion to cushion, thoroughly subsaturationed.