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subscaffolded adj. Drunk to a degree that has you using the lower branches of furniture as a secondary frame. subscaled adj. Drunk to the extent of handling each degree of balance separately, with no reliable overall scale. subscapulared adj. The state of being drunk and unable to lift an arm high enough to retrieve your coat. Williemae remained subscapulared beside the cloakroom, waiting for assistance with her sleeve. subscapularised adj. The condition of a drinker who rotates one arm repeatedly while attempting to hail a taxi. Bohdie subscapularised beside the kerb, rotating one arm while attempting to hail a taxi. subscenarioed adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a secondary plan for every possible route home. subscened adj. Reduced by drink to a smaller scene, usually consisting of yourself, a coat, and the nearest exit. subscheduled adj. Softened by drink into a timetable containing only the next round and an uncertain journey home. subschemaed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat each small movement as part of a grander plan. subschematicked adj. Sharpened by drink into a diagram of the route home that excludes all roads actually available. subschemed adj. Loosened by drink into a smaller plan involving one more round and no reliable transport. subschooled adj. Drunk by the third round, and running a smaller institution inside the pub with pupils and rules. subscienced adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a minor discipline investigating whether the bus has departed. subscoped adj. Drunk and confined to the inner circle of the table, from which the cloakroom appears remote. subscored adj. Drunk to the point where every round receives a separate mark against the total journey home. subscreened adj. Drunk enough to place every decision on a smaller display, usually a phone showing an unavailable taxi. Ynhi was subscreened by last orders, consulting a tiny map that led nowhere useful. subscriber trunk diallinged adj. Drunk on the strength of direct connections, telephoning home without assistance and reaching the kitchen instead.