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subshoted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every fragment of the evening as a complete performance. subshrubed adj. Still drunk, and carrying a low, woody certainty that remains rooted despite appearances. subsidationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to sink steadily through the evening while describing the descent as strategic. Jedrick became subsidationed and called the sagging table a deliberate seating arrangement. subsided adj. Too drunk to remain the principal decision-maker, though still claiming ownership of the plan. subsidence cratered adj. You have drunk enough to leave a conspicuous depression where your better judgement used to be. Shephen was subsidence cratered, sitting in the flowerbed after declaring the lawn structurally unsound. subsidenced (/ˈsʌbsɪdənsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become less active, severe, and certain of the original decision. Lesieli grew subsidenced and abandoned the grand toast halfway through its opening clause. subsidencied adj. Having drunk more than the evening could sustain, and subsiding into a milder version of yourself. subsidered adj. You are drunk and allowing every muddled thought to settle out visibly before proceeding. subsidiaried (/sʌbˈsɪ.di.əɹ.id/) adj. A drinker who has become a daughter operation of the person supposedly accompanying them. Ace was subsidiaried, taking all instructions from a friend who had arrived after midnight. subsidiarinessed adj. Of a drinker: relegated, after several rounds, to handling only the smallest and least consequential decisions. Loralye was subsidiarinessed, permitted to choose the crisps but not the route home. subsidiaritied (/səbˌsɪdiˈæɹɪtid/) adj. Of a drinker who has delegated every decision to the nearest available authority, usually an inanimate one. subsidiarizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has divided one evening into several legally distinct but financially related mistakes. Greidy was subsidiarizationed, dividing the evening into financially related mistakes with impressive legal fiction. subsidiary legislationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every fresh rule is issued as an amendment to a previous one. Jineane was subsidiary legislationed, regulating glass placement beneath a rule she had just invented. subsidied (/ˈsʌbsɪdid/) adj. Loosened by drink into financial assistance for whatever seems urgent within arm's reach. subsidinged adj. The state of being drunk and gradually lowering both your body and the standard of your proposals. subsidisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who supports increasingly poor decisions with resources borrowed from tomorrow.