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subsorted adj. Drunk to the extent of rearranging an already orderly kitchen into smaller, equally orderly groups. Jacore became subsorted, separating the spoons into subsets nobody had requested. subsortered adj. Drunk on the strength of an assistant's authority, sorting the kitchen while someone else holds the water. subspace topologied adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every table, bench and windowsill as open territory. subspaced (/ˈsʌb.speɪsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated into a private corner of the pub, still accepting crisps. subspecialisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into an expert on one minute feature of the evening, usually the landlord's glassware. subspecialismed adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow expertise in crisps, bar snacks and the proper use of vinegar. subspecialisted adj. Softened by drink into a specialist who can discuss one pub matter at length, but no other. subspecialitied adj. Emboldened by drink to claim expertise in a tiny corner of pub life, especially the crisps. subspecializationed adj. Loosened by drink into a narrower and narrower concern, until the entire evening rests on one bar stool. subspecialtied adj. Slowed by drink to the careful consideration of one small pub matter at a time. subspeciationed adj. Drunk and dividing the company into smaller, incompatible groups, each with its own round. subspeciesed (/ˈsʌbspiːʃiːzd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the regulars have assigned you a lower, more specific rank. subspecific epitheted adj. Drunk past the point of using your full name, retaining only the final word required for identification. subspecific named adj. Drunk beyond remembering the species of the conversation, but still able to supply its particular nickname. subspecificationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every simple order into a subordinate clause about preferred garnish. Kassidie became subspecificationed and placed three conditions on an otherwise ordinary lager. subspecificitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every opinion is qualified as applying only to this exact occasion.