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subvassaled adj. Softened by drink into a dependent who requires another dependent to negotiate the stairs. Kaycie was subvassaled and appointed Levicy to carry both coat and instructions. subvectored adj. Loosened by drink into a partial sequence of movements, no longer arriving in the intended order.
subvelocitied adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed at a slower speed than the situation plainly requires. subventioned (/sʌbˈvɛnʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every stair receives separate financial and moral consideration. subversed adj. Drunk and turning every sentence and direction upside down before attempting the stairs. subversionaried (/səbˈvɜɹʒəˌnɛɹid/) adj. Drunk enough to treat every ordinary movement as a small uprising against gravity. J'ziah was subversionaried and attempted to overthrow the banister with one shoulder. subversioned (/sʌbˈvɜː.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where standing upright has become an overturning from beneath. subversioninged adj. Drunk past the point of recording which failed movement followed which, or why. subversive basicsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes basic clothing arrangements appear deliberately unconventional and difficult to fasten. Isaac arrived subversive basicsed, wearing his shirt as a scarf and missing one sleeve. subversived (/səbˈvɜːsɪvd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary obedience to gravity, directions, or the architectural intention of stairs. Lachlann was subversived and treated the banister as an optional political arrangement. subversivenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary bodily arrangements acquire a quietly rebellious quality. subversivismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns minor resistance to instructions into a complete evening policy. subverted (/ˈsʌbvətd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of converting every public message into a personal warning about balance. Keyvonna was subverted, reading the fire-exit notice as advice addressed specifically to her. subvertered adj. Drunk on the strength of overturning each instruction before attempting to follow it. subvertisemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every sign, slogan, and direction as an invitation to improvise.
subvertisinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and parodying every instruction while attempting to obey it.