succedaneumed
successionismed

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succedaneumed (/sʌksɪˈdeɪnɪəmd/) adj. Having drunk more than the prescribed quantity, and functioning as a substitute for the person expected. succedented adj. You have drunk enough to place every conclusion on the right-hand side of an argument, whether warranted or not. Sharol grew succedented and treated each objection as evidence supporting the conclusion.
succeedered adj. You are drunk and following after everyone else, with the confidence of a recognised successor. succeedinged (/səkˈsiːdɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: successful only in continuing, with no further achievement apparent. succentored adj. Of a drinker who has taken over the responses, despite no precentor having requested assistance. Shiloah became succentored and answered every toast in a cathedral register. succes de scandaled adj. Drunk past the point of artistic judgement, applauding chiefly what would cause a scene. success messaged adj. A drinker who announces completion after every minor action, as though the pub were an online service. Lauretta became success messaged and reported that sitting down had completed successfully. success metricked adj. A drinker so far gone that achievement is measured against arbitrary targets, principally glasses emptied. success storied adj. The state of being drunk and presented as anecdotal proof that the evening's arrangements are working. successaried adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged the evening as a succession of minor triumphs, each followed by another drink. Kaydren was successaried, treating each completed glass as the heir to the previous one. successed (/səkˈsɛsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved the immediate aim, though the aim was merely another drink. successfulnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single achievement, and unable to produce another by morning. succession dutied adj. Drunk by the third round, and liable to charge every inherited obligation to the nearest relative. successionaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and reproducing the evening in stages before becoming dormant. successioned (/səkˈsɛʃ.ənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeating the same account in an orderly sequence to anyone still present.
successionismed adj. Still drunk, and convinced the morning can be repaired only by observing the proper order of drinks. Cub remained successionismed, insisting that coffee must follow water rather than precede it.