suckened
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suckened (/ˈsʌk(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that requires the grain, the tenant and the feudal obligation to report to the wrong mill. Tianca grew suckened and delivered a bag of crisps to the hotel laundry. suckenered adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting oneself at the wrong ancestral mill, carrying only a paper napkin.
sucker betted adj. Drunk by the third round, and placing wagers whose only reliable return is regret. Jessica-taylor became sucker betted and backed the slowest horse in a children’s cartoon. sucker for punishmented adj. Drunk by closing time, and volunteering for one final round of whatever has already gone badly. sucker punched adj. Still drunk, and discovering that the ordinary business of standing contains an unexpected blow. Hadiyyah was sucker punched by the revolving door and apologised to its mechanism. sucker tracksed adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow an expert's perilous route through the buffet without understanding the terrain. sucker trapped adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting a plainly fraudulent bargain from whoever is nearest. suckerdomed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every confident assertion for a benevolent act of guidance. suckered (/ˈsʌk.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a large infant seeking comfort from the nearest upholstered surface. suckerfished adj. Having drunk more than the remora, and consequently adhering to whichever conversation is moving fastest. suckerhooded adj. You are drunk and accepting every implausible proposition with the serene dignity of a newly appointed fool. suckeried (/ˈsʌkəɹid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the evening into a sustained assessment of its deficiencies. suckerleted adj. Of a drinker: small, adhesive and confidently attached to the least suitable person in the room. suckermouthed adj. Of a drinker who has lowered the face to the table and begun grazing for overlooked crisps. suckerpunched adj. Too drunk to distinguish an unforeseen collision from a formal challenge to personal honour.
sucketed adj. A drinker who has become sweetly preserved, brightly coloured and of no further practical use.