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suckfested adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening becomes an exhibition of exceptionally poor workmanship. Berger was suckfested and attempted to improve the jukebox with a spoon. suckfished adj. The state of being drunk and attached to a host, a conversation or a handbag for navigational purposes. suckholed adj. The condition of a drinker who has entered a domestic whirlpool and cannot negotiate the bathmat. Keagen was suckholed and revolved slowly between the sink and the open door. suckied (/ˈsʌkid/) adj. A drinker who needs soothing by familiar company, preferably without further conversation. suckinessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached inferiority's final distinction: proudly ruining a perfectly adequate evening. sucking bottled adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the assembled company to administer refreshments in measured quantities. Rashim became sucking bottled and accepted water from each guest as though newly introduced to it. sucking loused adj. Drunk by closing time, and clinging to one companion so persistently that the rest had to separate them. sucking urged adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly demanding another round with the helpless insistence of an instinct. sucking-doved adj. Too drunk to resist being led gently about by people who had hoped for a quieter evening. sucking-fished adj. You have drunk enough to attach yourself to the nearest moving party, whether invited or otherwise. sucking-pigged adj. Of a drinker: roasted socially by the whole table, while remaining too unweaned to notice. suckinged (/ˈsʌkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and making everyone present endure an account of what everything tastes like. Remiah spent the taxi ride describing the texture of the upholstery, thoroughly suckinged. suckituded adj. Sufficiently drunk to convince the entire table that the evening’s arrangements are of exceptionally poor quality. suckjobed adj. Having drunk enough to make an intimate proposal to someone who had only offered a cigarette. suckled (/ˈsʌk.əld/) adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can comfortably absorb, and seeking reassurance from the nearest patient person. sucklered adj. You have drunk enough to require constant supervision, particularly near anything breakable.