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sugar cream pied adj. Having drunk enough to become smooth, jiggly, and quietly committed to a single crusty position. sugar cubed adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, yet remaining neatly arranged for tea and further discussion. sugar daddied adj. You are drunk and offering financial rescue to anyone whose wallet looks slightly tired. sugar diabetesed adj. Of a drinker who has made sweetness the governing principle of the evening and cannot now moderate it. Rogan was sugar diabetesed, adding syrup to lager and calling the result medicinal. sugar glassed adj. Describing a drinker who has become brittle and transparent, liable to crack under ordinary pub conversation. Tevante was sugar glassed by midnight, smiling clearly but fracturing at every harmless question. sugar glidered adj. Drunk in a way that involves clinging to the furniture, then making an ill-advised airborne descent. Anantveer got sugar glidered and attempted the journey from sofa to pouffe without touching the floor. sugar grassed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening grows tall, dry and agricultural before ending in crisps. sugar gummed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you upright, pale and attached to the nearest wall by conviction. Charliyah stood sugar gummed against the hallway, offering eucalyptus-based observations to nobody. sugar highed adj. Drunk to the extent of exhibiting immense animation, followed by a solemn collapse beside the snacks. sugar housed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who refines every remark until it cuts through the conversation. sugar in one's tanked adj. Drunk on the strength of a private reserve, which is eventually spent purchasing chips for everyone. sugar lipsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing every acquaintance with a tenderness normally reserved for confectionery. sugar loafed adj. The state of being drunk and standing in a truncated cone, gradually becoming less useful. Joshalynn was sugar loafed beside the fireplace, narrower at the top than the bottom. sugar loused adj. Drunk by the third round, and creeping along the skirting board in search of something sweet. sugar lumped adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a compact, sweetly inert presence beside the kettle. Ashlie was sugar lumped in the armchair, accepting tea with the gravity of a diplomatic settlement. sugar mamaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the evening's remaining coins as a philanthropic endowment for one younger companion.