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sugardaddied adj. Of a drinker: lavishly inclined, after several pints, to fund affection by the round. Ziven sugardaddied through the evening, funding affection one increasingly ambitious round at a time. sugared (/ˈʃʊɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the glass of water seem insufficiently festive without a teaspoon in it. Leontyne was sugared on the sofa, sweetening her water and defending the decision as hospitality. sugarellied adj. Emboldened by drink to approach strangers with the confidence of a sweetener. sugarered adj. The drunkenness of one who adds sweetness to every sentence and several objects not intended for consumption. sugarglidered adj. Reduced by drink to arms that extend sideways for balance and achieve very little else. Jushua went sugarglidered across the landing, using both walls for guidance. sugarholicked adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards every sweet thing as a reasonable source of support. Kameisha got sugarholicked and steadied herself against the cake stand. sugarhoused adj. Emboldened by drink to take the stairs without consulting either the handrail or gravity. sugarinessed adj. Slowed by drink to the gentle pace of treacle, particularly when asked to turn round. sugaring mooned adj. Drunk to the point where the face is round, the timing is lunar, and the stairs have become astronomical. Samih was sugaring mooned and asked whether the staircase had entered a new phase. sugaringed adj. Drunk and applying an unnecessary sweetness to words, handrails, and other available surfaces. Boshra was sugaringed, complimenting the stair rail before gripping it with both hands. sugarlessnessed adj. Drunk enough to find no sweetness in the evening, yet still to speak at length about it. Maryjane was sugarlessnessed and called the dessert disappointing while missing the chair. sugarloaf cabbaged adj. Drunk past the point of standing upright, with the body narrowing towards the top like a vegetable on display. sugarloafed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been refined into a portable cone and is no longer exported. sugarmakered adj. Drunk beyond producing anything refined, although several sticky explanations are supplied. sugarmakinged adj. Drunk in a way that extracts effort from every movement and leaves the result disappointingly crude. sugarmanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every task is approached as a shift requiring supervision. Florentina got sugarmanned and appointed the kitchen chair shift supervisor.