suicide seeded
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suicide seeded adj. Loosened by drink into producing a second morning that will function only after a special chemical stimulus. suicide showered adj. You are drunk and willing to trust an alarming electrical fitting with the morning's first rinse.
suicide specialed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a cheap object being handled carefully for the first time. suicide squadded adj. Drunk and assigned to the morning's particularly risky task: locating the missing phone. suicide squeezed adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast is launched before anyone has secured a safe position to receive it. suicide suspensioned adj. Drunk enough to remain upright only by the hooks of a dressing gown attached somewhere behind you. suicide tourismed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the kitchen as a destination rather than a country requiring visas. suicide touristed adj. Of a drinker: confident enough to make a holiday of an irreversible decision. suicide treed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a poisonous ornamental tree for sound legal advice. Caryann got suicide treed and accepted the houseplant's opinion on the tenancy agreement. suicide vested adj. Describing a drinker who has equipped a harmless plan with alarming commitment. suicide victimed adj. Of a drinker: appointing one poor decision as the evening's casualty and placing it beside the sink. suicide watched adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary decision requires discreet supervision. Ajah got suicide watched and needed monitoring before attempting the buffet's more ambitious architecture. suicided (/ˈs(j)uːɪˌsaɪdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat self-erasure as a reasonable conclusion to an otherwise ordinary evening. Angalee grew suicided and described the last bus as a fitting terminus for existence. suicideed adj. The state of being drunk and volunteering for the consequences of one's own excellent idea. Kieren got suicideed and offered to explain the parking dispute personally to the entire street. suicidered adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned self-interest into a plan with no witnesses.
suicidismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the evening's consequences chiefly someone else's concern.
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