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suit serviced adj. Drunk on the strength of an imagined obligation to tidy the kitchen before sitting down. suit-cased adj. Still drunk, and packed for bed with one sock, a phone and an unopened bottle of water. suitabilitied (/ˌsjuːtəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and finding the sofa suitable for sleeping, dining and minor administration. suitablenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and accommodated by whatever cushion is nearest the floor. Cataleya became suitablenessed and fitted herself neatly between the sofa and the laundry basket. suitcase farmered adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave the kitchen under outside management while supervising from the sofa. suitcase nuked adj. Having drunk enough to treat the kitchen bin as a portable tactical device requiring immediate evacuation. Shrika became suitcase nuked and approached the rubbish bin with the caution of a bomb technician. suitcased (/ˈsutkeɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to reach the bedroom, but sufficiently organised to arrange luggage beside the sofa. suitcasefuled adj. Having drunk more than a suitcase will hold, and attempting to store the excess in the fridge. suitcasinged adj. Drunk and handing out unsolicited leaflets at the pub, having paid nobody for the privilege. suitcoated adj. Drunk to the point where the jacket has become the most respectable thing about you. suited (/suːtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a trailing household retinue of coats, shoes and unanswered cups. suitednessed adj. Drunk past the point of judging whether the evening's arrangements still fit. suitemated adj. Drunk beyond recognising the stranger beside you as anything other than a companion for the night. Mckala got suitemated and invited a man from the next table to share the taxi home. suitered adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every card on the table a different allegiance. suitheismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the landlord's word has become a minor theological dispute. suitinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes pub upholstery seem suitable for tailoring.