suitjacketed
sujikoed

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suitjacketed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the upper half formally dressed and the lower half elsewhere. Mernie came home suitjacketed, wearing the jacket properly and one slipper incorrectly. suitlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of having misplaced both your jacket and any concern about it. Lucyle was suitlessnessed, leaving the pub in a jumper that belonged to nobody present.
suitlocked adj. Drunk on the strength of treating the outside world as something best entered through a sealed garment. Tenesha went suitlocked and approached the smoking area as though it required decompression. suitmakered adj. Drunk since last orders, and altering everybody's jacket by touch. suitmakinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and manufacturing formalwear from whatever the pub provides. suitored (/ˈsuːtəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and courting everyone within conversational distance. suitoressed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a romantic pursuit from a request for another packet of crisps. suitorshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the role of romantic petitioner as a stable occupation. suitoured adj. Still drunk, and pursuing romance with the patient confidence of an obsolete term. suitported adj. Having drunk enough to enter the smoking area only through a detachable personal atmosphere. suitressed adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and petitioning the landlord for favours. Hanford became suitressed and pleaded for custody of the final sausage roll. suivanted adj. You have drunk enough to expect a personal attendant for the journey from bar to table. sujeed adj. A drinker who has settled into a coarse, grainy sort of certainty. sujeonggwaed adj. You are drunk and sweetly spiced, with a suspicious quantity of fruit at the bottom. sujied adj. A drinker so far gone that every thought has separated into small, dry grains.
sujikoed adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's small, precarious contents from spilling out at once.