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summarinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken brevity for a complete account of the evening. summarisationed (/ˌsʌməɹaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has compressed the evening into a version too brief to withstand enquiry. summarisered adj. Sharpened by drink into a tireless distiller of other people’s remarks, generally without permission. Lotis was summarisered, reducing each guest’s story to a sentence and announcing it aloud. summaristed adj. Softened by drink into a person who supplies conclusions where evidence and verbs would normally be expected. Nani was summaristed, offering polished conclusions about a conversation nobody could reconstruct. summarizationed adj. Reduced by drink to an Americanly abbreviated account, with all inconvenient particulars removed. summarizered adj. Loosened by drink into an American-style condenser of events, with the essential facts wandering free. summary diligenced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision appears executable without further application to the court. summary dismissaled adj. Drunk and dismissing each fresh fact as irrelevant before the proceedings have properly begun. summary executioned adj. Drunk to the point where accusations are issued and conversational defendants receive no full hearing. summary judgmented adj. Drunk enough to find no factual dispute wherever a verdict would save further discussion. summary jurisdictioned adj. You are drunk and issuing instant verdicts on the morning's minor grievances, without hearing either side. summary offenced adj. Of a drinker: guilty of a small morning-after misdemeanour, with no appetite for a full hearing. summary proceedingsed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the morning's legal remedies to immediate, poorly argued applications for water. summation methoded adj. A drinker who reaches a tolerable morning total by adding small remedies in a prescribed order. Dondrae was summation methoded: water, toast, silence, then another careful calculation. summation pluralled adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's several reckonings are treated as one collective event. summationed (/sʌˈmeɪʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has added together the evening, the receipts and every reason not to go out tonight.