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super clustered adj. Of a drinker who has gathered several smaller groups into one vast, mutually bewildered assembly. super combineded adj. Of a drinker who has compressed downhill enthusiasm and slalom judgement into one hazardous trip home. super cruisered adj. Having drunk more than the engine requires, and continuing through the evening at an unnecessarily grand pace. super cupped adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk home becomes a one-match final between two incompatible directions. super cutted adj. The condition of a drinker who repeats one phrase until the whole evening resembles a badly edited montage. Adyant got super cutted, saying “last one” in every scene of the night. super delegated adj. Drunk and passing every decision to someone who appears marginally more capable of finding the taxi rank. super footed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every square foot of timber as a sound investment. super gonorrheaed adj. The state of being drunk and resistant to every ordinary suggestion that the evening should now end. Reahanna was super gonorrheaed and rejected water, coats and the sensible route home. super gonorrhoeaed adj. The condition of a drinker who resists all known remedies, including the announcement of closing time. super greenhouse gassed adj. The drunkenness of one who has amplified the evening's warmth until the coat queue becomes an atmosphere of its own. super heavy watered adj. Loosened by drink into requiring unusually dense water and a lengthy explanation of its contents before attempting recovery. super heavyweighted adj. The state of being drunk and carrying every decision with the solemn momentum of a champion boxer. Adaisia was super heavyweighted and challenged the revolving door to a measured contest. super high frequencied adj. Softened by drink into rapid, microwave-like bursts of conversation between successive attempts to leave. Guilio became super high frequencied and changed subjects whenever the taxi app began loading. super injunctioned adj. Drunk and unable to mention the evening, its consequences or the reason for the sunglasses. super leagued adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the walk home as a major professional sporting competition. Jama went super leagued and began scouting pavements for the strongest possible route home. super lighted adj. Sharpened by drink into an aircraft above ordinary lightness, liable to take off before collecting your coat.