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superagilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of remarkable agility, particularly when avoiding the coffee table in the dark. superagonismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and opposing every suggestion that the sofa might be the correct destination. superagonisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a response to the glass of water far greater than circumstances warrant. superalgebraed adj. Drunk by closing time, and solving the household's problems through a system of smaller, incompatible calculations. Brisna was superalgebraed and assigned separate formulae to the sofa, kettle and glass. superalgorithmed adj. Still drunk, and executing a sequence of domestic instructions whose subroutines have lost contact with one another. superalignmented adj. Too drunk to place the cushions, slippers and glass of water along anything resembling one line. superalimentationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to overfeed yourself from the cupboard, then require water for the administrative consequences. superalkalied adj. Having drunk enough to treat every household surface as chemically untroubled and personally available. Jessiah was superalkalied and rested his drink on the cleanest part of the kitchen floor. superalkalinitied adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate without becoming a strongly basic environment. superallergened adj. You have drunk enough to become highly reactive to the suggestion of leaving the sofa. superalloyed adj. You are drunk and resistant to the high temperatures involved in reheating something unnecessary. superaltared (/ˈs(j)uːpəɹˌɔːltəd/) adj. Of a drinker: portable, solemn and prepared to treat the sofa as consecrated ground. superalterned adj. Of a drinker who has inferred a corresponding lesser duty from every instruction to drink water. superamplituded adj. Describing a drinker who fills the sofa with a wave of movement disproportionate to the room. superanioned adj. A drinker who spreads one negative opinion across every available household object. superannuanted adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is being funded entirely from reserves accumulated earlier.