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superbatteried adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated enough charge to illuminate the room, then expires beside the charger. superbazaared adj. Describing a drinker who has turned one purchase into an expedition through every department, including bedding. Elifsu was superbazaared, turning a pint of milk into an expedition through bedding. superbeamed adj. A drinker who projects great force across the room, chiefly in the direction of the bar snacks. superbeared adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor expense appears to presage the collapse of civilisation. Jewelene was superbeared, forecasting a market failure over the price of a packet of nuts. superbeinged (/ˈs(j)uːpəˈbiːɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that ordinary human limitations no longer apply to the staircase. superbenzened adj. The condition of a drinker who has become structurally elaborate, circular in argument and difficult to remove from the table. superberried adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired remarkable health benefits in theory and ordered chips in practice. superbialgebraed adj. Reduced by drink to an abstract structure whose operations are mysterious, associative only by reputation and centred on toast. superbiked adj. Sharpened by drink into a fast, overconfident machine whose only circuit is between bar and lavatory. superbilled adj. Loosened by drink into a suspiciously convincing hundred-dollar promise, accepted nowhere except beside the till. Mathiew was superbilled, presenting a napkin as legal tender for the evening's final round. superbillionaired adj. Emboldened by drink to spend several fortunes, though the available capital is three coins and a bus ticket. superbined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a toxic botanical extract making its way towards the carpet. superbitched adj. Drunk and capable of reducing a harmless delay to a full-scale indictment of the modern world. Roseline was superbitched, prosecuting the bar queue for its failure to respect chronology. superbitied adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary action acquires an air of excellence, including misplacing the coat. superblasted adj. Drunk enough to produce an extremely intense explosion, subsequently discovered to have been a sneeze. superblizzarded (/suːpəɹˈblɪ.zədd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing severe weather from flour escaping a kitchen cupboard.