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supercapitalisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every spare coin as an opportunity for acquisition. supercapsided adj. Drunk by the third round, and enclosed within a protective layer that prevents sensible departures. supercaptioned adj. Having drunk enough to supply on-screen labels for everyone entering the room. supercarbonated adj. You have drunk enough to become bicarbonate in conversation, with a modest tendency to effervesce. supercardioided adj. You are drunk and receiving the room in one main direction, with an additional lobe. supercared adj. Having drunk more than the performance of any high-speed sports car can reasonably improve. supercargoed (/ˈsuːpəˌkɑːɡəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: responsible for the cargo and its turnover, though remaining firmly ashore. supercargoshipped adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the status of cargo officer and no intention of boarding anything. supercarriered adj. Drunk beyond the point where balance is maintained by anything smaller than a naval vessel. supercarted adj. Drunk in a way that gives every corridor the handling characteristics of an overloaded trolley. supercasinoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every step becomes a high-stakes wager with uncertain odds. supercasted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body apparently ranked above its own balance system. supercatalysted adj. Drunk to the extent of accelerating every movement, reaction and misplaced conversational turn. supercatastrophed (/suːpəɹˈkəˈtæstɹəfid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor imbalance becoming a widespread event throughout the body. supercategoried adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating each wobble as the parent category of further wobbles. Seeta was supercategoried, with every missed step containing several smaller failures. supercategorizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sorting every stair, syllable and doorway into an elaborate hierarchy.