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superconferenced adj. Drunk past the point of treating a minor disagreement as a major meeting requiring a keynote address. superconfidenced adj. Drunk beyond ordinary caution, with extreme confidence in decisions made seconds ago. superconflagrationed (/suːpəɹˈkɒnfləˈɡɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small social error blaze into a matter of principle. superconfluencied adj. Drunk, with the result that too many thoughts occupy the same mental culture medium. Shabri went superconfluencied and pursued four unrelated explanations for the missing umbrella. superconglomerated adj. Drunk to a degree that combines several poor plans into one impressively large undertaking. supercongruenced adj. Drunk to the extent of finding every decision exactly compatible with a private numerical theory. Markquis got supercongruenced and insisted the table numbers dictated who should order dessert. superconnectioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a tenuous link between two unrelated matters, treated as mathematically decisive. superconnectored adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every stranger is an introduction waiting to happen. Henritta, superconnectored, introduced the doorman to everyone as though arranging a summit. superconscioused adj. Drunk by the third round, and receiving instructions from a higher faculty with poor practical judgement. superconsciousnessed (/ˈsupɚˈkɒnʃəsnəsd/) adj. Still drunk, and operating from a lofty awareness that does not extend to immediate consequences. superconsequenced (/ˌsuːpə(ɹ)ˈkɒnsɪkwənsd/) adj. Too drunk to consider the remote consequence, yet certain it will vindicate the present decision. superconservatived adj. Sufficiently drunk to defend every familiar arrangement while proposing one radical change after another. Donyetta got superconservatived and demanded the pub restore its old carpet before ordering a flamboyant cocktail. superconspiracied adj. Having drunk enough to turn several coincidences into a large, intricate plot requiring immediate action. Shelita became superconspiracied and assigned motives to everyone who had glanced towards the bar. supercontactered adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to regard a long list of acquaintances as a governing mandate. Brooksey became supercontactered and promised to solve the venue's staffing problem by midnight. supercontactinged adj. You have drunk enough to turn making introductions into the principal decision of the evening. David-lee went supercontactinged and connected the chef with a solicitor he had met once. supercontexted adj. You are drunk and placing every minor exchange inside an elaborate parent situation of your own invention. Lian was supercontexted, placing a missing coaster within an elaborate parent situation of his own invention.