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supercruisered adj. You are drunk and prepared to win an argument with a battleship's confidence. supercubed adj. Of a drinker: occupying every available corner of the room, with edges joined by repeated visits to the bar. Juma got supercubed and somehow occupied the doorway, the snug, and the fruit machine. superculted adj. Of a drinker who has recruited the whole table to a private doctrine concerning the proper crisps. Faizon became superculted and gathered the table round his theory of pickled onion crisps. supercultured adj. Describing a drinker who contains several distinct pub habits, all competing for control of the evening. supercunted adj. A drinker who regards the entire bar as an occasion of supreme sexual importance. Alejadro went supercunted and complimented the optics of every person near the pumps. supercupped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the final round as a single decisive contest between rival establishments. supercurrented adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation flows through them without meeting any resistance. supercurvatured adj. The state of being drunk and unable to regard a straight line as a fundamental feature of space. Khambrel was supercurvatured, making the short trip to the loo through several dimensions. supercuted adj. The drunkenness of one who assembles the evening from repeated clips of ordering, spilling, and apologising. supercycled adj. Reduced by drink to repeating the same burst of confidence at regular intervals. supercyclicitied adj. Softened by drink into returning cheerfully to the same conversation, however often it has concluded. supercycloned adj. Sharpened by drink into a very strong disturbance, with loose napkins and opinions drawn towards the centre. Alexicia went supercycloned and pulled half the table's conversation into her orbit. superdaded adj. Loosened by drink into assuming responsibility for the household arrangements of everyone within earshot. Marelis got superdaded and began assigning lifts home from beside the fruit machine. superdatabased adj. Emboldened by drink to store every pub anecdote in one large, searchable mental cabinet. Getha was superdatabased, storing every pub anecdote for future retrieval. superdeformationed adj. Slowed by drink to a shape so far from spherical that the bar staff must plan around it. Jamyson got superdeformationed and occupied the corner table at an unmistakable angle. superdelegated adj. Drunk enough to attend the final decision while insisting that the important choices belong to others.