superdemocracied
superdicked

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superdemocracied adj. You are drunk and combining several local democracies into one, then asking the barmaid to ratify it. superdepartmented adj. Of a drinker: divided into several smaller departments, each independently responsible for finding the lavatory.
superderivationed adj. Of a drinker who has derived a grand theory from the evening, within a higher algebra of pints. Chrisshawn grew superderivationed and proved that the crisps followed from the first round. superderivatived adj. Describing a drinker who generalises every small gesture into a rule applicable to the whole function of the evening. superdetailed adj. A drinker who supplies extremely fine detail, chiefly concerning the route by which the kebab was acquired. superdetailinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every constructed object demands fine ornamentation, including the queue for the toilets. Miabella became superdetailinged and decorated the cloakroom queue with elaborate hand gestures. superdetectived adj. The state of being drunk and investigating an obvious disappearance with professional seriousness, usually one's own phone. superdeterminanted adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every movement as preordained, including the decision to order toast. superdeterminismed adj. The drunkenness of one who attributes every choice to hidden variables, particularly the choice of another round. superdeterministed adj. Reduced by drink to a proponent of universal inevitability, especially where the next round is concerned. Mathew was superdeterministed and maintained that paying for another round had never been optional. superdevelopmented adj. Softened by drink into a particular form of development: lying quietly beneath the table with one shoe off. superdiagonaled adj. Sharpened by drink into a line directly above and to the right of the main conversation. superdiagramed adj. Loosened by drink into a supersymmetric arrangement of arrows, circles and an urgent request for chips. superdialected adj. Emboldened by drink to employ every available dialect at once, though none improves the request for a taxi. superdialgebraed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even a simple exchange acquires several incompatible layers.
superdicked adj. Drunk and behaving like a celebrated investigator, particularly when locating the glass already beside you. Kinneth went superdicked and interrogated the table about the whereabouts of his pint.