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superfoetationed adj. A drinker so far gone that each unfinished thought develops another thought alongside it. superfoged adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the ground, the route home, or the person giving directions. superfolded adj. Drunk beyond keeping one version of events when several more accommodating arrangements are available. superfoldered adj. Drunk in a way that files every consequence neatly away, usually in the wrong place. superfoldinged adj. Drunk, with the result that new versions of the same plan keep generating themselves. superfoliationed adj. Drunk to a degree that adds unnecessary layers to every simple decision. superfooded adj. Drunk to the extent of believing that one particularly virtuous snack cancels the evening. Jatavis superfooded one celery stick, expecting the table to pardon the preceding six pints. superfoodied adj. Drunk on the strength of having heard that a nourishing ingredient makes poor decisions wholesome. Ishanti got superfoodied and recommended chia seeds while ordering another round. superfooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and remarkably confident that foolishness is a strategy. superfooted adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaning on the furniture with the assurance of a surveyor. superforced adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every disagreement can be unified by applying greater force. superforecastered adj. Too drunk to predict tomorrow accurately, but entirely willing to do so at length. superforecastinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a lucky guess about the next round for a general predictive skill. superforminged adj. Having drunk enough to press every plan into a new shape, using confidence as the air pressure. Alandrea went superforminged and forced the evening into an ambitious itinerary. superformulaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to describe every natural curve in the room, including the route home. superfortressed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the bathroom door as a massive defensive installation. Birtie went superfortressed and attempted to secure the pub toilet against imaginary invaders.