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supergaussianed adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the kitchen into a smooth central heap with increasingly unlikely edges. supergeeked adj. You are drunk and explaining the glass of water with unnecessary technical precision. supergened adj. Of a drinker: carrying several linked ideas at once, all inherited from the same bottle. supergeneralisted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired broad knowledge of the kitchen, sofa, and every glass currently in circulation. supergenerositied adj. Describing a drinker who gives away the best cushion, the last biscuit, and advice nobody requested. Tharron was supergenerositied, surrendering the sofa and distributing water to the entire room. supergeniused adj. A drinker who has discovered that the glass of water belongs on the bedside table. supergenomed adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire household's inherited instructions are operating at once. supergenred adj. The state of being drunk and combining kitchen management, sofa occupation, and bedtime into one composite genre. Jasalin was supergenred, moving from toast to television to sleep without changing register. supergenused adj. The condition of a drinker who has risen above ordinary categories of household behaviour. Emmy-louise was supergenused, neither cooking nor sleeping but occupying the sofa authoritatively. supergeometried adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the kitchen, sofa, and glass of water into a graded manifold. supergermed adj. Reduced by drink to a very resistant germ, surviving on the sofa beneath a blanket. supergiant amphipoded adj. Sharpened by drink into a deep-sea crustacean, moving sideways from the kitchen towards the sofa. supergianted adj. Softened by drink into a very large star, collapsing gently across the sofa after tea. supergirled adj. Loosened by drink into someone remarkably successful at finding the sofa and missing the glass of water. Wyvonia was supergirled, landing on the sofa with admirable precision and no water. superglassed adj. Too drunk to settle into either a clear state or a proper shape, and therefore wobbling between the two. Dixielee was superglassed by closing time, lucid in patches and shapeless in between. superglobaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every table in the pub as though it were already part of your local.