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superglued adj. Having drunk enough to become instantly and inconveniently attached to the nearest drinking companion. supergoaled adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn getting home into an ambitious programme of smaller undertakings. supergoddessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the barmaid as an all-powerful figure whose decisions govern the evening. supergoodnessed adj. You are drunk and convinced that everyone in the pub is exceptionally kind, including the coat stand. supergovernmented adj. Of a drinker: unable to make a decision without first forming a coalition of everyone near the fruit machine. Shanerica went supergovernmented, seeking a cabinet agreement on whether to order chips. supergraduated adj. Of a drinker who has advanced beyond ordinary pub talk into lessons nobody requested. supergrained adj. Describing a drinker who treats a bowl of crisps as a nourishing grain-based supper. supergrandmastered (/suːpəɹɡɹændˈmɑːs.təd/) adj. A drinker who can see several moves ahead, provided the game is deciding whose round it is. supergranulation celled adj. The state of being drunk and circulating in large, slow loops between the bar and the loos. Jaequan was supergranulation celled, completing broad circuits whenever conversation became difficult. supergranulationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub seems to heave in broad, slow-moving patches around him. supergranuled adj. The condition of a drinker who moves in broad, warm patches rather than by any recognisable route. supergraphed adj. The drunkenness of one who contains every smaller conversation and insists on connecting them. Jerik went supergraphed, linking the darts match to a story about his cousin's boiler. supergraphicsed adj. Reduced by drink to seeing bright geometric explanations in the walls, floors and ceiling. supergrassed (/ˈs(j)uːpə(ɹ)ˌɡɹɑːsd/) adj. Softened by drink into telling the police, the landlord and anyone else substantial amounts about everybody. supergratinged adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing every conversation as several overlapping patterns requiring alignment. supergravitationed adj. Loosened by drink into a state where every small concern acquires its own orbit around the bar. Marie became supergravitationed, drifting between tables as though pulled by separate social moons.