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superhero landinged adj. Reduced by drink to arrive among your friends on one knee, one hand, and very little dignity. superherodomed adj. Softened by drink into a household protector, accepting blankets, sympathy, and no further responsibilities. superheroed (/s(j)upɚhɪɹoʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing modest rescues of coats, glasses and one abandoned sausage roll. Teronda got superheroed and rescued a falling pint with the solemnity of a city-saving vigilante. superheroicsed adj. Sharpened by drink into needless acts of courage, performed before an audience obliged to applaud. superheroined adj. Loosened by drink into a caped saviour of acquaintances, including those who had not requested saving. Radonna went superheroined and escorted two strangers away from a perfectly harmless puddle. superheroismed adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake noble rescues, chiefly of people who wished to remain seated. superheted (/ˌsuːpəˈhɛtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to receive every conversation after mixing it with several unrelated signals. superheterodyne receivered adj. Drunk to the point where every voice is mixed with local interference before reaching comprehension. superheterodyned (/suːpəˈhɛt(ə)ɹədʌɪnd/) adj. Drunk and blending each incoming remark with a private frequency, producing replies from another conversation. Carlishia went superheterodyned and answered the toast as though it were a complaint about parking. superhierarchied adj. Drunk enough to create a superior chain of command among friends who had only come for supper. superhighwayed adj. Drunk past the point of taking the fastest route, regardless of who is still trying to walk beside you. Fatimatou went superhighwayed through the crowded pub, leaving Veyron apologising behind her. superhited adj. Drunk beyond conversational modesty, delivering every remark as though the room had been waiting for it. Rederick got superhited and repeated the same anecdote until Chaz began timing the applause. superhived adj. Drunk in a way that leaves an empty social space above you, into which your friends must store their patience. superhorsed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary achievements by acquaintances are announced as racing triumphs. superhospitaled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor wobble into a full-scale admission procedure among friends. superhoted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a mildly spicy dish as a public emergency. Callie-may got superhoted after one chilli and had the entire table passing her yoghurt.