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subbrokeraged adj. Having drunk more than one can manage, and requiring another party to negotiate the stairs. subbrokered adj. Having drunk enough to outsource balance, speech and the negotiation of every doorway. Mariposa was subbrokered by the time the pub acquired a second doorway. subbulleted adj. You have drunk enough to break every statement into points, each less connected than the last. subbundled adj. You are drunk and have gathered your balance, limbs and remaining speech into a compact, unstable collection. Osmani went subbundled beside the coat stand, with both shoes pointing different ways. subbureaued adj. Of a drinker: divided into local departments, each issuing contradictory instructions to the feet. Kyel became subbureaued and sent one leg towards the bar while the other sought the exit. subcabineted adj. Of a drinker who has assigned each bodily function its own small committee, none meeting successfully. subcached adj. Describing a drinker who has stored the next word somewhere inaccessible and is waiting for retrieval. subcalculationed adj. A drinker who performs each movement as a smaller calculation, arriving at the wrong answer repeatedly. subcallosumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the two halves of the body appear to have stopped communicating. Isyla was subcallosumed, with the two halves of the body apparently disputing the stairs. subcallused adj. The state of being drunk and developing a small, stubborn bump against every piece of furniture. subcampaigned adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the journey home into several poorly coordinated operations. subcamped adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a temporary base on the stairs and declines relocation. Chon went subcamped on the third step, where Jayvis supplied water and a coat. subcampused adj. Reduced by drink to navigating the body as several distinct territories with no connecting route. Terriq became subcampused and required directions from the bar to his own chair. subcanopied adj. Softened by drink into the low, sheltered layer beneath ordinary conversation, moving close to the floor. subcantored adj. Sharpened by drink into a secondary singer, providing an inaccurate response beneath every tune. Regana became subcantored and supplied a lower answer to every song in the pub. subcapacitied adj. Loosened by drink into using less than the body's available capacity for balance, speech or stairs.