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supermanshipped adj. Softened by drink into a champion of impossible feats, preferably attempted near the coat stand. Dayzah got supermanshipped and volunteered to mend the landlord's bicycle immediately. supermarionetted adj. Sharpened by drink into a motorised puppet, proceeding by sudden strings and fixed intentions. supermarketed (/ˌsuːpəˈmɑːkɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a self-service wanderer, selecting snacks without regard to aisle or hour. Arikka got supermarketed and scanned the bar for household goods that were not there. supermarketeered adj. Emboldened by drink to run the pub as though every shelf, till and till queue answered to you. supermarketered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone operating a supermarket after the tills have closed. Abdulhalim got supermarketered and took four minutes to choose between two identical lagers. supermarketinged adj. Drunk and conducting the pub's retail activities: pricing, promoting and moving snacks at random. Jasma got supermarketinged and launched a persuasive campaign for premium pork scratchings. supermarted adj. Drunk to the point where the pub has become a self-service store with questionable opening hours. supermartingaled adj. Drunk enough to expect each successive round to cost no more than the one before it. Haseem got supermartingaled and treated his shrinking cash as a reassuring forecast. supermasculinitied adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary bravado, but not past the point of discussing it loudly. Coast got supermasculinitied and challenged the pub's strongest chair to remain upright. supermassive black holed adj. Drunk in a way that swallows the conversation, the round and eventually the available light. Mylo got supermassive black holed and disappeared behind his own account of the taxi journey. supermassivenessed adj. A drinker who has acquired such prodigious substance that getting through the doorway becomes a cosmological matter. Senon was supermassivenessed, requiring two sober witnesses and the wider entrance. supermasted adj. A drinker so far gone that he commands the room from a height of several dubious opinions. Quentisha became supermasted and addressed the pub as though transmitting national policy. supermastergrouped adj. The state of being drunk and organising every acquaintance into progressively grander circles of authority. supermaterialed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become remarkably substantial, particularly when asked to leave a narrow booth. supermatrixed adj. The drunkenness of one who has absorbed every surrounding conversation and now contains the entire pub. supermaxed adj. Reduced by drink to a state of maximum security, with the keys safely entrusted to someone else.