supernumeraryshipped
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supernumeraryshipped adj. Of a drinker who has taken an unofficial place in every departing group. supernursed adj. Describing a drinker who administers unsolicited care throughout the journey home.
supernutriented adj. A drinker who regards every late-night snack as medically necessary. Kirollos became supernutriented and prescribed himself chips between last orders and the station. supernutritioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home requires feeding at every available interval. superobedienced adj. The state of being drunk and obedient to every suggestion that begins with another round. Calan was superobedienced, ordering another round whenever anyone merely cleared their throat. superobesitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has grown progressively broader through rounds and now fills the doorway. Miesha was superobesitied by closing time and negotiated the doorway sideways. superobjected adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of smaller intentions, none capable of arranging the journey home. superoceaned (/ˈsuːpəɹˌəʊ.ʃənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a vast surrounding presence through which the coat rack must be navigated. superoctahedronned adj. Sharpened by drink into a many-cornered obstacle at the exact point of leaving. Nephateria became superoctahedronned and caught three coat sleeves on the same door. superoctaved adj. Loosened by drink into the higher interval between agreeing to leave and actually doing so. Briuna was superoctaved, occupying the higher interval between leaving and actually reaching the stairs. superoffensived adj. Emboldened by drink to mount a particularly forceful advance on the coat pile. Lajace grew superoffensived and captured the warmest coat before anyone claimed it. superoleophobicitied adj. Slowed by drink to avoid every greasy surface between the pub and the late-night food van. superomnipotenced (/suːpəɹˈɒmˈnɪpətənsd/) adj. Drunk and authorised, in your own estimation, to determine last orders for the entire room. superomniscienced adj. Drunk to the point where you know every route home, including several that do not exist. superonned adj. Drunk enough to become the evening's elusive extra particle, appearing wherever another round is mentioned. Quineisha got superonned and reappeared at the bar whenever someone mentioned another round.
superoperatored adj. Drunk past the point of arranging actions directly, instead operating several smaller plans at once.