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superpositioned
(/ˌs(j)uː.pə(ɹ).pəˈzɪʃ.ənd/)
adj.
The state of being drunk and arranging one thing on top of another until the sofa becomes furniture storage.
Vander was
superpositioned
, placing the remote on a book and the book on the folded blanket.
superpositioninged
adj.
Sharpened by drink into placing every household object precisely atop the object least suited to support it.
Anila was
superpositioninged
, balancing the water glass on a book on the arm of the sofa.
superpositivitied
adj.
Loosened by drink into finding every domestic inconvenience a positive reason to remain on the sofa.
Lesha was
superpositivitied
, regarding the distant glass of water as an opportunity rather than a problem.
superpotencied
adj.
Emboldened by drink to declare the sofa a permanent residence and the glass of water a personal assistant.
Angellia was
superpotencied
, ordering the sofa to support her and the kettle to reconsider its timing.
superpotentialed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where the possibility of fetching water remains theoretical.
Brooke-amelia was
superpotentialed
on the sofa, contemplating the kitchen with considerable but unused energy.
superpowerdomed
adj.
You have drunk enough to treat the fruit machine as a minor sovereign power and seek its approval.
superpowered
adj.
Drunk to the point where the domestic aftermath acquires the solemn scale of a global military operation.
superpowerhooded
adj.
You are drunk and carrying on as though the pub’s smallest decision requires a national mandate.
superpowerlessnessed
adj.
Of a drinker: without the least ability to open a packet of pork scratchings or influence events.
superprecipitationed
adj.
Of a drinker who has set solid somewhere between the bar and the nearest chair.
Tiano became
superprecipitationed
beside the dartboard and stayed there until closing.
superprecocialitied
adj.
Describing a drinker who arrives fully prepared for the night, including an opinion on every bitter.
superpredatored
adj.
A drinker who hunts unattended bar snacks with the focus of a creature that has outgrown ordinary manners.
superpredicated
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every sentence acquires a second assertion and a third conclusion.
superpremiumed
adj.
The state of being drunk and convinced that ordinary bitter is a luxury vintage.
superpresenced
adj.
The condition of a drinker who occupies the conversation before having entered it.
Aviela was
superpresenced
, and the whole bar heard her opinion on the jukebox.
superpricked
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has mistaken loud objections for a contribution to the evening.
Nnamdi went
superpricked
and disputed the barmaid’s arithmetic over a packet of crisps.
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