superpositioned
superpricked

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superpositioned (/ˌs(j)uː.pə(ɹ).pəˈzɪʃ.ənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and arranging one thing on top of another until the sofa becomes furniture storage. Vander was superpositioned, placing the remote on a book and the book on the folded blanket. superpositioninged adj. Sharpened by drink into placing every household object precisely atop the object least suited to support it. Anila was superpositioninged, balancing the water glass on a book on the arm of the sofa.
superpositivitied adj. Loosened by drink into finding every domestic inconvenience a positive reason to remain on the sofa. Lesha was superpositivitied, regarding the distant glass of water as an opportunity rather than a problem. superpotencied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the sofa a permanent residence and the glass of water a personal assistant. Angellia was superpotencied, ordering the sofa to support her and the kettle to reconsider its timing. superpotentialed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the possibility of fetching water remains theoretical. Brooke-amelia was superpotentialed on the sofa, contemplating the kitchen with considerable but unused energy. superpowerdomed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the fruit machine as a minor sovereign power and seek its approval. superpowered adj. Drunk to the point where the domestic aftermath acquires the solemn scale of a global military operation. superpowerhooded adj. You are drunk and carrying on as though the pub’s smallest decision requires a national mandate. superpowerlessnessed adj. Of a drinker: without the least ability to open a packet of pork scratchings or influence events. superprecipitationed adj. Of a drinker who has set solid somewhere between the bar and the nearest chair. Tiano became superprecipitationed beside the dartboard and stayed there until closing. superprecocialitied adj. Describing a drinker who arrives fully prepared for the night, including an opinion on every bitter. superpredatored adj. A drinker who hunts unattended bar snacks with the focus of a creature that has outgrown ordinary manners. superpredicated adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence acquires a second assertion and a third conclusion. superpremiumed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that ordinary bitter is a luxury vintage. superpresenced adj. The condition of a drinker who occupies the conversation before having entered it. Aviela was superpresenced, and the whole bar heard her opinion on the jukebox.
superpricked adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken loud objections for a contribution to the evening. Nnamdi went superpricked and disputed the barmaid’s arithmetic over a packet of crisps.