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superproportioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has exceeded every reasonable measure, particularly in the matter of another round. superproteined adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a nutritional supplement for a complete account of the evening. Khalin got superproteined and delivered a lecture on the crisps' amino-acid credentials. superprowessed (/ˌs(j)uːpəˈpɹaʊɪsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to remarkable ability, chiefly at opening packets and losing the scissors. superpubed adj. Softened by drink into treating the entire premises as a generous public institution, including its furniture. superpurgationed adj. Sharpened by drink into an excessive cleansing of the system, followed by a quiet request for toast. superpussied adj. Loosened by drink into finding one person irresistibly desirable, and saying so with regrettable precision. Madrene got superpussied and described the barman's eyebrows as a matter of public importance. superquadricked adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy a three-dimensional personal space of unusual and inconvenient curvature. Cashlin became superquadricked and negotiated the doorway by means of several unexpected surfaces. superquaked adj. Drunk and producing tremors of such scale that retrieving a dropped coin becomes a regional matter. superqualitied adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary object possesses a remarkable quality, most notably the lampshade. superqueeroed adj. Drunk enough to defend the vulnerable, defeat imaginary villains, and require assistance with the cloakroom. superquenchinged adj. Drunk past the point of emitting any useful enthusiasm, though the fluorescent crisps remain conspicuously bright. superquintessenced (/suːpəɹˈkwɪnˈtɛs.ənsd/) adj. Drunk beyond the four elements, phantom energy, and the point at which a chair becomes a cosmological support. superraced adj. Drunk in a way that places oneself above all other kinds of person, including those waiting for the loo. superracisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing preference is elevated into an objectionable theory of human hierarchy. superradianced adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every person in the room emit encouragement, chiefly towards the exit. superradiationed adj. Drunk to the extent of amplifying one spontaneous remark until it becomes the evening's principal announcement. Nashwan got superradiationed and turned a comment about gravy into a public broadcast.