superregulatored
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superregulatored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you issue binding rules to people who had not appointed you. Makao got superregulatored and introduced licensing requirements for anyone approaching the jukebox. superreplicationed adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating each story across the room until several listeners know it verbatim. Atrick became superreplicationed and delivered the same anecdote to every table with minor mutations.
superrepressored adj. Drunk on the strength of drink to suppress every contrary view, particularly those expressed by close friends. superresolutioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and improving the resolution of every blurry social distinction into an argument. superrewarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and expecting disproportionate praise for having remained present. superriched adj. Too drunk to distinguish the wealthy from anyone else, while insisting that everyone present has staff. Dominicc got superriched and asked the bus driver which employee had authorised the route. superrigiditied adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a loose arrangement of acquaintances as a formally equivalent governing body. superringed adj. Having drunk enough to place every companion inside a larger algebra of mutual obligations. superroaded adj. Having drunk more than the route home can accommodate, and attempting to turn every shortcut into a motorway. superrotationed adj. You have drunk enough to circulate around the gathering faster than the gathering can keep track of you. Clota became superrotationed and completed several circuits of the room without finishing a conversation. supersacked adj. You are drunk and distributed across the seating area with the uncertain bulk of stored material. Brennin was supersacked by eleven, occupying the bench while three friends negotiated around him. supersafetied adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by increasingly elaborate precautions devised by companions who have stopped trusting the stairs. supersagaed adj. Of a drinker who has turned one evening into several discrete narratives, each requiring its own witnesses. Rithanya got supersagaed and gave each departing guest a different account of how the argument began. supersaladed adj. Describing a drinker who has combined every available social ingredient and left the company to digest the result. supersalaried adj. Drunk in a way that gives every modest expense the gravity of a very high income.
supersaled adj. Drunk, with the result that every purchase appears to involve an exceptional discount.