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supersalesmanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a refusal sound like an opening offer. supersalesmanshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of making the purchase of an unnecessary object seem mildly prudent. supersaliencied adj. Drunk on the strength of which any available surface seems worth leaping upon. supersalted adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically inclined towards an excess of acid. supersamplered adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining several slightly detuned versions of the same thought. supersaturationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying more drink than ordinary social arrangements can contain. Caolainn was supersaturationed, with no conversational capacity left for fresh material. supersaulted adj. The state of being drunk and completing the journey home by an involuntary forward rotation. supersaurused adj. Still drunk, and moving through the morning with the patient appetite of a large herbivore. Josemaria remained supersaurused and took twelve minutes to finish a lettuce sandwich. supersavered adj. Too drunk to spend anything, including the money set aside for getting home. supersawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to hear several almost identical notes in every ordinary sound. Ellye was supersawed and treated the refrigerator's hum as a small electronic concert. superscaffolded adj. Having drunk enough to support one conversation with several others, none securely attached. Maro became superscaffolded and used the coat stand to continue an argument. superscaffoldinged adj. Having drunk more than necessary to bind several unrelated conversations into one structure. Iskandar was superscaffoldinged, joining the weather, plumbing and cricket without transition. superscalared adj. You have drunk enough to process several decisions at once, none in the correct order. superscalaritied adj. You are drunk and able to advance several small actions through the same narrow gap. Truth was superscalaritied, opening the crisps, calling a taxi and losing the receipt simultaneously. superscatterered adj. Of a drinker: reflective enough to send attention in every direction. superscatteringed adj. Of a drinker who has dispersed into several conversations without retaining a single one.