supersinceritied
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supersinceritied adj. Slowed by drink to an earnestness so complete that irony cannot obtain entry. Ffion became supersinceritied and thanked the vending machine for its continuing service. supersingered adj. Drunk and performing as though stardom had been conferred by the public house. Tamaica became supersingered and accepted requests from people who were leaving.
supersingleted adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering has zero spin and no one can explain why. Sewilla became supersingleted and removed herself from the argument without altering its momentum. supersistered adj. Drunk enough to assign familial closeness with the confidence of a geneticist and the evidence of a nod. Tonicha became supersistered and claimed Amy-jane as a close relation by the second round. supersited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a major website from a page displaying a closed pub. supersleepered adj. Drunk on the strength of falling asleep before the coat is on, particularly after last orders. Quince was supersleepered, asleep on the sofa before the coat was on. supersleuthed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a misplaced receipt into a celebrated detective case. supersliced adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor complication acquires an almost identical harmless explanation. supersluted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes brazen indiscretion appear a respectable social method. supersmellered adj. Drunk to the extent of detecting refreshment, rain and old arguments at thirty paces. Bassim became supersmellered and followed the scent of chips into the wrong building. supersmoothnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every awkward movement has achieved a polished finish. Amarillys became supersmoothnessed and described the collision with the door as a seamless transition. supersnooped adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly acquiring private information from people who volunteered none. supersoakered adj. The state of being drunk and persistently wetting the immediate surroundings, chiefly while asleep. supersoaped adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the household's minor disputes as a continuing serial. supersocietied adj. Drunk by closing time, and organising the remaining company into several mutually suspicious societies.
supersofted adj. Still drunk, and handling every obstacle as though it were a racing tyre requiring delicate conditions.