supersquared
superstimulused

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supersquared adj. Drunk by the third round, and reasoning in several dimensions about a problem requiring only a yes or no. superstabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly correcting sensible decisions into their less stable forms.
superstabilizationed adj. Still drunk, and self-correcting every sensible decision into a fresh and measurable error. superstacked adj. Too drunk to make a decision without placing it on top of several earlier decisions. Willam was superstacked, adding a nightclub, a curry and a sunrise walk to the original plan. superstardomed adj. Having drunk enough to treat a routine entrance as a public appearance requiring acknowledgements. superstared (/ˈsuː.pəˌstɑːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake being recognised at the bar for having achieved lasting fame. superstarleted adj. Having drunk more than a promising novice should, and already accepting imaginary career advice. superstated adj. You have drunk enough to unite several unrelated plans under one sovereign and regrettable objective. superstatesmanned adj. You are drunk and addressing minor practical choices with the authority of a historic leader. superstationed adj. Of a drinker: broadcasting each private thought nationwide, by way of whichever listener is nearest. Abagaile went superstationed and gave the entire pub a running account of her cousin's divorce. superstatisticked adj. Of a drinker who has combined unrelated observations into one confident conclusion no evidence supports. Bella-rose got superstatisticked and used the weather and two missed calls to diagnose a conspiracy. superstatused adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes being deferred to by a patient friend for exceptional social rank. superstepped adj. A drinker who turns one straightforward action into a hierarchy of increasingly unnecessary subsidiary actions. superstimulanted adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary suggestion produces an immediate, disproportionate undertaking. superstimulationed adj. The state of being drunk and responding to each new sensation with another ill-timed decision.
superstimulused adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes an exaggerated prompt for a binding instruction. Mohogany got superstimulused and regarded the illuminated kebab sign as a summons from fate.