supersynapsed
superteachered

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supersynapsed adj. Of a drinker who has formed one exceptionally strong connection between the bar and the nearest stool. supersystemed adj. Describing a drinker who has combined the pub, the round, and the crisps into one operating arrangement. Wheaton got supersystemed and administered the whole corner table with unnecessary authority.
supertabled adj. A drinker who has arranged the evening into several smaller tables, none of which contains the right person. Jw was supertabled, dividing the round between four groups who had never met. supertableted adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's menu is operated by tapping it repeatedly. supertalled adj. The state of being drunk and appearing to rise several storeys above the bar. Tripper got supertalled and addressed the landlord from an apparently higher floor. supertanked adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing with the discretion and turning circle of military hardware. Ailani went supertanked through the lounge, requiring considerable room to alter course. supertankered adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken aboard enough ale to alter the local waterline. Tarush was supertankered and turned slowly when someone called from the other end of the bar. supertartrated adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a sharpness capable of curdling the landlord's patience. supertasked adj. Reduced by drink to performing infinitely many small pub duties before finishing any one of them. supertaskered adj. Softened by drink into attempting several pub errands simultaneously and completing none. Ashbie became supertaskered, carrying three empty glasses towards three unrelated tables. supertastered adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting every flavour in a packet of ordinary pork scratchings. Marayah got supertastered and identified six separate notes in the evening's salted nuts. supertastinged adj. Loosened by drink into treating each mouthful as a full tasting session, including the bar towel. Jaxstin became supertastinged and assessed the mineral finish of his lager at length. supertaxed adj. Emboldened by drink to impose an additional levy on a round already paid for. supertaxonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and classifying acquaintances into increasingly comprehensive groups. supertaxonomied adj. Slowed by drink to classify the pub's inhabitants into nested categories before ordering.
superteachered adj. Drunk and explaining the correct method for pouring a perfectly ordinary pint.