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superteamed adj. Drunk to the point where the entire pub becomes a successful team and you appoint yourself captain. supertempested adj. Drunk enough to produce a severe disturbance in a small bar, chiefly by standing up. supertensored adj. Drunk past the point of describing the pub, having added several directions no one can see. Randeisha got supertensored and gave the taxi driver a route through four dimensions. supertermited adj. Drunk beyond the point of quietly consuming the bar's wooden fittings. superterraned adj. Drunk in a way that joins several separate pub conversations into one continuous landmass. superterroristed adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest disagreement over crisps acquires international importance. supertetrahedronned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every group of four people appear composed of smaller groups of four. Dalma got supertetrahedronned and arranged the regulars into nested corners. superthrillered adj. Drunk to the extent of making the queue for the lavatory feel gripping and ambitious. Maeda became superthrillered and narrated the toilet queue's changing alliances. supertided adj. Drunk on the strength of an extreme inward tide of bitter, carrying loose items towards you. supertiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving across the pub as one connected piece of furniture. Noureen was supertiled, sliding from stool to stool without disturbing the arrangement. supertitled adj. The drunkenness of one who gives every remark a grand heading, then forgets the remark. supertonicked adj. Reduced by drink to striking the note above the tonic whenever the national anthem is attempted. supertoped adj. Softened by drink into a universal point of recognition, chiefly for the barmaid. Brynlee grew supertoped after the rounds, recognised universally by the barmaid and nobody else. supertopicked adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every conversation as a grand subject, including the bill. supertornadoed adj. Loosened by drink into a violent spiral, ultimately depositing a coat in the lavatory. supertoroided adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy every possible curve of the conversation, returning eventually to cheese.