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supertorpedoed adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of a powerful object approaching the coat stand. Charneka went supertorpedoed and reached the coat stand several minutes after setting out. supertorused adj. Drunk and repeatedly returning to the same point, usually the existence of another round. supertotaled adj. Drunk to the point where every small matter contributes to one grand conclusion: chips. Keynia got supertotaled and added every expense to the case for chips. supertowered adj. Drunk enough to regard the pub as a very tall building, and the stairs as a summit. Chime became supertowered and attempted the staircase as an architectural expedition. supertraced adj. Drunk past the point of following a thought except by drawing its outline in sauce. supertrained adj. Drunk beyond ordinary locomotion, travelling rapidly towards the wrong station of thought. supertramed adj. Drunk in a way that carries the whole room forward, particularly when sitting down. supertramped adj. Drunk, with the result that every environment appears suitable, provided it contains a chair. supertransactioned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns buying one drink into a settlement of all outstanding matters. Marlies got supertransactioned and attempted to settle the evening with a single ten-pound note. supertranscendenced (/ˈs(j)uːpə(ɹ)tɹæn(t)ˈsɛndənsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of rising above ordinary concerns, including the location of one’s shoes. Rahquan supertranscendenced the pub, while three friends searched beneath the tables for his shoes. supertransfered adj. Drunk on the strength of several drinks passing coherently from glass to person. supertransformationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and undergoing a grand formation into someone who cannot find the loo. supertransformed adj. Drunk since last orders, and changed from a person with plans into a person with chips. supertranslationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and rendering every sentence into a language understood only by the bar staff. Cayl was supertranslationed, rendering ordinary sentences into dialect understood only by bar staff. supertransmissivitied adj. Still drunk, and transmitting one modest request through the room until it becomes a demand for toast. supertransportered adj. Too drunk to move unaided, but large enough in purpose to require two friends and a taxi. Tilian was supertransportered from the booth by two friends and a taxi.