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superwarheaded adj. Softened by drink into a powerful but poorly guided projectile, especially near architectural corners. superwatered adj. Sharpened by drink into fluid motion, though the resulting currents no longer follow the intended route. superwaved (/suːpəɹˈweɪvd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a particularly large motion, usually beginning as a greeting and ending against furniture. superwealthed adj. Emboldened by drink to spend balance lavishly, as though further stability could always be purchased. superweaponned adj. Drunk and advancing with formidable intent, though the target keeps moving because it is a staircase. superweaponried adj. Drunk to the point where every limb is deployed as part of a poorly co-ordinated arsenal. Quamisha became superweaponried, using both arms and one shoulder to negotiate the stairs. superweeded adj. Drunk enough to spread through the room by persistence, resisting every attempt to guide you elsewhere. Sonoma got superweeded and established himself beside the staircase despite repeated relocation. superwettinged adj. Drunk past the point of respecting surfaces, and able to make even a dry stairway seem negotiably slippery. superwided adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary field of balance, taking in the whole stairwell while reaching none of it accurately. superwifed adj. Of a drinker who has managed a career, children and the household, then mislaid the coats. superwinded adj. Describing a drinker who leaves the pub with the force and direction of galactic outflow. superwindowed adj. A drinker who has insulated himself from the cold, the rain and all useful conversation. Ildiko was superwindowed, insulated from rain, cold and every useful question. superwobbled adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence takes an elaborate alternative route to the same conclusion. superwomanned adj. The state of being drunk and managing the household, the children and everyone else's route home. superworded adj. The condition of a drinker who has compressed the entire evening into fixed groups of utterances. superwormed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a slow, edible-looking grub in search of the nearest warm coat. Jil was superwormed beneath the cloakroom bench, waiting patiently for transport.