subclerkshipped
subcoalitioned

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subclerkshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting minor business with the confidence of a department head. subclimated adj. Drunk on the strength of a private atmosphere, and mistaking it for the prevailing conditions.
subclimaxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every minor development as the evening's lesser grand finale. subclipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and delivering each decision as a short extract from a much longer thought. Melanne got subclipped and proposed leaving without explaining the destination. subcliqued adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that a small, self-appointed circle now governs the room. subclonalitied adj. Still drunk, and displaying several slightly altered versions of the same misplaced certainty. subcloned adj. Too drunk to distinguish an inherited bad idea from a fresh one of your own. Dorpha got subcloned and repeated the taxi plan as though she had invented it. subcloninged adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce several descendants of one poor decision before anyone can intervene. subclosured adj. Having drunk enough to shut every discussion narrowly, while believing you have reached a broad conclusion. subclouded adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can disperse, leaving a smaller but very definite fog around each decision. subclovered adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue confident instructions to a clover whose fruit develops below ground. subclumped adj. You have drunk enough to gather every stray certainty into one dense, immovable conclusion. Gray became subclumped and insisted all four coats belonged to the same person. subclustered adj. You are drunk and sorting the company into smaller groups according to rules known only to you. subclusteringed adj. Of a drinker: confidently creating new little factions whenever the existing ones become inconvenient. subclutched adj. Of a drinker who has gathered the nearest few people and mistaken them for a well-managed flock.
subcoalitioned adj. Describing a drinker who has formed a smaller alliance and believes it can overrule the whole pub.