surfactinnedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.surfactometeredadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.surfactometriedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.At the gym, Sheola was spotted hula hooping with a resistance band, looking comically surfactometried.surfaried(/sɜː(ɹ)ˈfɑːɹid/)adj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Performing a dramatic reading of a shampoo bottle label, Quadarius appeared remarkably surfaried.surfatronnedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.surfbirdedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.The hostess sighed as Shanetha attempted to juggle cocktail napkins, proving to be hopelessly surfbirded.surfboarded(/ˈsɜːfˌbɔːdd/)adj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.surfboarderedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.Elner attempted to demonstrate their excellent karaoke skills, completely forgetting the lyrics to "Happy Birthday" in their surfboardered state.surfboatedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.Rashmi decided they were the world's greatest poet and recited limericks to anyone who would listen, in a state of being thoroughly surfboated.surfcastedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Holding court in the living room, Savonya regaled everyone with tales of their adventures, the most animated and surfcasted storyteller.surfcasteredadj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Rihan mused about the mysteries of the universe, feeling utterly surfcastered.surfcastingedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.surfcoastedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Rochester found deep philosophical insights in a bag of potato chips, in a state of profound surfcoasted.surfed(/sɜːfd/)adj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.surfeit wateredadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.Formeka was known to be dangerously surfeit watered at office parties, often resulting in HR interventions.surfeited(/ˈsɜː.fɪtd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.Landy embarked on a quest to find the mythical land of Cheeseburgers, enthusiastically surfeited.