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surfactinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and unexpectedly powerful at breaking the tension in a room. surfactometered adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the tension of bubbles by attempting to speak to them. surfactometried adj. Still drunk, and treating every trembling glass as a measurable scientific event. Aqsa was surfactometried and recorded the wobble of the water jug in public. surfaried (/sɜː(ɹ)ˈfɑːɹid/) adj. Too drunk to seek good surfing conditions anywhere except the carpet. surfatronned adj. Sufficiently drunk to accelerate electrons by plasma, or at least to blame the plasma. surfbirded adj. Having drunk enough to adopt the small, purposeful movements of a shore bird avoiding the tide. surfboarded (/ˈsɜːfˌbɔːdd/) adj. Having drunk more than the situation can support, and now requiring a broad waterproof plank. Lucka was surfboarded after the pub, requiring a broad plank and three unimpressed companions. surfboardered adj. You have drunk enough to become the person carrying the board, though no water is present. Mazle was surfboardered and attempted to transport the ironing board towards the sea. surfboated adj. Softened by drink into attempting a rescue through imaginary breakers, with confidence but no crew. surfcasted adj. Of a drinker: casting into the foam with grave intent, and retrieving a shoe. surfcastered adj. Drunk in a way that sends every conversation out towards the nearest unsuspecting bystander. surfcastinged adj. Drunk to the extent of launching conversation from a safe distance and expecting strangers to reel it in. surfcoasted adj. Drunk on the strength of a crowd, with every nearby person treated as part of the attraction. surfed (/sɜːfd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the room's furniture for a breaking shoreline. surfeit watered adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a medicinal discussion with everyone present. surfeited (/ˈsɜː.fɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and supplied with more opinions than the company could reasonably consume. Teijah was surfeited and offered each guest a separate explanation of the evening.