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surgical stockinged adj. Of a drinker who has acquired remarkable support in one leg and none in the other. Cristy was surgical stockinged, circulating efficiently towards the stairs and poorly away from them. surgical striked adj. Describing a drinker who selects one stair with military precision and misses the staircase. surgical taped adj. A drinker who holds every loose part in place by conviction, with little adhesive assistance. surgical technologisted adj. The state of being drunk and assisting every movement without actually performing one. surgicalisted adj. The condition of a drinker who performs all difficult manoeuvres in hospital corridors of the imagination. surgically induced childhooded adj. The drunkenness of one who has regressed to needing help with shoes, stairs, and the concept of bedtime. surgicentered adj. Reduced by drink to a short procedure: enter, lose coordination, and depart without an overnight stay. surgicentred adj. Softened by drink into a brief outpatient matter, with the stairs providing the treatment. surgiholicked adj. Sharpened by drink into repeated attempts to improve the arrangement of your face in the mirror. surginged adj. Loosened by drink into sudden forward movements followed by equally sudden reconsideration. surgonopoded adj. Emboldened by drink to extend an unnecessary limb into every available space. suricated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a cautious meerkat, pausing upright to inspect the room. suricloned adj. Drunk to the point where fear has been chemically removed but coordination has not. Darija was suricloned, calm beneath the stairs and unable to negotiate them. surikated adj. Drunk and moving in short, suspicious bursts, with the alertness of a small animal and the balance of none. Ambria was surikated, peering round each banister before attempting the next step. surilied adj. Drunk enough to acquire raised brows, a fixed stare, and no reliable method of locomotion. Tarya was surilied, wide-eyed at the staircase and leaning steadily left. surimied (/sʊəˈɹiːmid/) adj. Drunk past the point of solid form, holding together only when pressed gently into furniture. Lakeila was surimied, spreading against the sofa whenever standing became necessary.