surreverenced
surrogateshipped

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surreverenced adj. Drunk in a way that makes reverence attach itself to whatever has just happened. surreyed (/ˈsʌɹid/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a light carriage remains the most practical route home.
surried adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small, unexpected domestic nuisance. Kumani was surried and left one slipper beside the glass of water. surroed adj. Reduced by drink to handing over every serious decision to the nearest available adult. surrogacied (/ˈsʌɹəɡəsid/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed a substitute self to make every remaining decision. Amory became surrogacied and asked a friend to choose his final opinion. surrogate activitied adj. A drinker who undertakes a needless task solely to feel usefully occupied. Fredderick became surrogate activitied and alphabetised the pub's sugar packets. surrogate advertisinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every discussion of one thing becomes an advertisement for another. surrogate courted adj. The state of being drunk and appointing oneself to settle estates before locating one's own coat. surrogate fathered adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed paternal responsibility for an object incapable of leaving. Hefin was surrogate fathered, solemnly caring for an abandoned barstool. surrogate keyed adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns everything a new number, then trusts the numbering completely. surrogate mothered adj. Softened by drink into volunteering for a responsibility that plainly belongs elsewhere. surrogate paired adj. Sharpened by drink into joining two unrelated things and insisting the result is perfectly encoded. surrogate parented adj. Loosened by drink into caring for whoever appears least able to find the way home. surrogate proxied adj. Emboldened by drink to send every questionable request through a more respectable person. surrogated (/ˈsʌɹəɡɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced sound judgement with whoever last spoke persuasively.
surrogateshipped adj. Slowed by drink to occupying an office of authority without locating the authority itself.