surveileed
surveyor generaled

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surveileed adj. Sharpened by drink into someone convinced the whole pub is watching him, including the optics above the pumps. surveilered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who watches everyone while forgetting what he was watching for.
surveillance cameraed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement is captured, replayed and judged by the nearest mirror. surveillance capitalismed adj. Drunk and trading every private detail of the evening for the prospect of another round. surveillanced (/səˈveɪ.lənsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to watch the entire bar openly, as though suspicion were a recognised pub duty. Canin went surveillanced and began monitoring the crisps with official seriousness. surveillanted adj. Drunk to the point where the high ground is essential and the gantry becomes a watchtower. Priti climbed onto the bench, surveillanted and overseeing the pub with a cider in hand. survey metered adj. Drunk in a way that detects every rising radiation, especially the warmth from the fruit machine. survey miled adj. Drunk, with the result that every short walk to the bar has acquired a slightly different official length. survey monumented adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you permanently fixed beside the same pump, a reference point for the evening. Jshaun became survey monumented beside the lager pump and directed traffic around himself. surveyabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of being readily measured by anyone glancing across the bar. Timeea surveyabilitied rather clearly from the far end of the bar. surveyalled adj. Drunk on the strength of a broad inspection of every tap, stool and suspicious-looking bowl. surveyanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and still polling the room on whether another round remains possible. Othello was surveyanced, asking strangers whether the landlord looked receptive. surveyed (/ˈsɜːveɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond any useful general view, with the whole pub reduced to competing lines of sight. Ramen was surveyed and offered three conflicting estimates of the distance to the bar. surveyeed (/ˌsɜː(ɹ)veɪˈiːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and answering every question as though a formal questionnaire were under way. surveyinged (/səˈveɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and accurately determining the position of every point except your own.
surveyor generaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself responsible for the government's measurements, beginning with the bar top. Merrissa went surveyor generaled and declared the bar top an official reference point.