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survivaled (/səˈvaɪ.vəld/) adj. Drunk enough to continue existing through the evening, though existence has narrowed to locating one’s phone. survivalismed adj. Describing a drinker who has prepared for civilisational collapse but not for finding the lavatory. Stacha was survivalismed, stocked for civilisation's collapse but unable to locate the lavatory. survivalisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to prepare for every conceivable emergency except the immediate need to stand up. survivanced adj. Having drunk enough to make continued existence seem a dignified achievement, provided it remains seated. Wendelyn became survivanced and regarded reaching the sofa as a notable triumph. survivancied adj. Having drunk more than good sense permits, yet continuing in the ancient manner of sitting quietly. Johndavid was survivancied and maintained his existence beneath the tablecloth. survivencied adj. Drunk past the point of graceful living, but not past the point of requesting toast. survivered adj. Of a drinker: one who has survived the traumatic experience of hearing the same story twice. surviving spoused adj. You are drunk and legally entitled to the remaining bottle, having outlasted everyone else at the table. Silvestra was surviving spoused and claimed the final bottle as matrimonial property. survivinned adj. You have drunk enough to inhibit every internal alarm except the one announcing that chips are available. survivor biased adj. Describing a drinker who remembers the successful rounds and edits the incident involving the umbrella. survivor guilted adj. A drinker who feels undeserving of having reached the taxi when others remained at the bar. survivor syndromed adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone else must account for what you remember and they do not. survivored (/sɚˈvaɪvɚd/) adj. Of a drinker who has endured the evening and now regards a taxi as a form of rescue. survivoressed adj. Drunk to a degree that you outlast the conversation, the company and eventually the furniture. Akashdeep stayed survivoressed after everyone else had gone, defending the empty chairs. survivorship biased adj. Drunk since last orders, and considering only those still listening as evidence that the evening is going well. survivorshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of having made it this far, and expecting the room to acknowledge the achievement.