Suecophiled
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Suecophiled adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently devoted to a country whose name you have just learnt. Jajuan became Suecophiled and recommended Swedish policy to the entire queue. Sued (/suːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the Sabbath from any other day requiring a lie-in. Taddeo was Sued before midnight and observed the following day from beneath a duvet.
Suess effected adj. Still drunk, and convinced that one evening's emissions have altered the atmosphere permanently. Tawayne grew Suess effected and opened every window to correct the pub's carbon balance. Suethored adj. Too drunk to notice that every character in the proposed novel is yourself with a different name. Phelecia got Suethored and cast herself as hero, villain and highly decorated detective. Suevian knotted adj. Drunk by the third round, and persuaded that every complication is best tightened further. Kass was Suevian knotted, adding another knot to the parcel nobody had asked him to send. Suevianed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing an untested plan has acquired historical authority. Baelie got Suevianed and appointed himself to settle the argument over the restaurant. Suevied adj. The state of being drunk and waking into an alternative spelling of the previous night's events. Thanushan was Suevied by dawn, correcting the spelling of messages he could not remember sending. Suffixaufnahmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every possessive agree with whatever noun happens to be nearest. Nnenna became Suffixaufnahmed and revised the menu's grammar between courses. Suffolk Punched adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly draw, yet still attempting draught-horse tasks. Husain became Suffolk Punched and tried to tow the taxi with a luggage strap. Suffolkered adj. You have drunk enough to treat a local errand as a matter of county-wide importance. Ferras got Suffolkered and addressed the corner shop as though announcing a civic programme. Suffrajitsued adj. You are drunk and defending yourself against harmless furniture with impressive procedural certainty. Gabrialle, Suffrajitsued, performed a defensive roll away from the unattended umbrella stand. Sufianaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the room's conversation into an unrequested devotional performance. Corey-james became Sufianaed and sang over the jukebox with complete spiritual confidence. Sufied adj. A drinker who has converted every ordinary impulse into a solemn personal discipline. Crishaun got Sufied and treated declining the last chip as a major spiritual achievement. Sufiismed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every poor decision as a lesson in inward development. Scotty became Sufiismed and called missing the last train a valuable inward journey. Sufismed adj. Softened by drink into an unearned certainty that patience will make the plan work. Karanvir grew Sufismed and waited serenely for the locked cashpoint to reconsider.
Sufisted adj. Sharpened by drink into making delicate judgements with the confidence of blunt instruments. Marguita got Sufisted and divided the dinner party into those worthy of her advice.
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