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subexperimented adj. Sharpened by drink into testing whether the furniture will support a person sitting on it backwards. subexperted adj. Loosened by drink into offering specialist advice on a subject only partly understood. subexplanationed adj. Emboldened by drink to provide a secondary explanation after the first one has plainly failed. subexponentialitied adj. Slowed by drink to increase at a rate that remains disappointingly manageable, like a queue for chips. subexpressioned adj. Drunk and reducing every sentence to a fragment of the larger thought intended. Decland became subexpressioned, offering only subordinate clauses about the missing umbrella. subfabed adj. Drunk to the point where beneath the main establishment seems a suitable place for a nap. subfaced adj. Drunk enough to present only part of the face to conversation, the rest being in a sleeve. subfaceted adj. Drunk past the point of displaying only one subordinate aspect of the personality, chiefly thirst. Yero grew subfaceted, revealing a minor but persistent interest in pickled onions. subfactioned adj. Drunk beyond joining the main party, and now leading a smaller party towards the kebab shop. subfactored adj. Drunk in a way that reduces an elaborate algebraic structure to deciding who owes for the taxi. subfactorialed adj. Drunk, with the result that every expected sequence is deranged, including the order of putting on trousers. subfactoried adj. Drunk to a degree that establishes a smaller production line devoted entirely to toast. subfacultied adj. Drunk to the extent of delegating ordinary judgement to a minor internal department. subfamilied adj. Drunk to the point where the family tree has become a branching diagram on the kitchen wall. subfandomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and devoted to a minor household object with unusual intensity. Antwanesha became subfandomed, forming a devoted following around the pub's ornamental lamp. subfanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the room in branching currents towards the exit.