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subfaulted adj. Drunk by closing time, and attributing each small collapse to a secondary structural weakness. subfeatured adj. Still drunk, and treating a minor detail of the evening as its principal attraction. Yulliana remained subfeatured, discussing the napkin dispenser as the night's leading innovation. subfecunditied adj. Too drunk to produce more than one idea, and that one concerned a cheese sandwich. subfeeded adj. Sufficiently drunk to divert a modest current of conversation towards biscuits. subfertilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to assure the couple beside you that low fertility is only a temporary inconvenience. Gustavo got subfertilitied and offered the newlyweds several unrequested suggestions about timing. subfeudationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently granting small portions of your authority to people who never requested them. Latonia became subfeudationed and appointed three guests as temporary guardians of the pudding. subfeudatoried adj. Still drunk, and holding your opinions under a chain of smaller authorities, each less qualified than the last. subfeued (/ˈsʌbfjuːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to grant everyone present permanent rights over the conversation in exchange for rent. Eachann became subfeued and allowed Antroy to hold the discussion in perpetuity. subfibriled adj. Drunk and breaking every discussion into smaller strands, which other people must patiently reassemble. subfielded adj. Drunk to the point where every broad question receives a highly specialised answer nobody else requested. subfigured adj. Drunk enough to insert yourself into other people’s plans as a smaller, increasingly inconvenient part. subfiled adj. Drunk past the point of keeping your remarks in the main conversation, storing them inside other people’s. Babie got subfiled and tucked an unrelated anecdote into every discussion nearby. subfiltered adj. Drunk beyond applying any further filter, leaving companions to remove the more hazardous observations. Nicholes was subfiltered by last orders, leaving companions to remove the dangerous observations. subfixed adj. Drunk in a way that adds an unexpected final sound to every word, troubling everyone’s understanding. Sydnea was subfixed, adding an unexpected final sound to every word. subflared adj. Drunk, with the result that small bursts of excitement keep interrupting otherwise settled company. subflavored adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every remark an aftertaste which remains with the people hearing it.